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There were three men who were lost (迷路) in the forest. They were captured by cannibals (被食人族捉住).  The cannibal (食人族) king told the prisoners (犯人) that they could live if they pass the trial (通過考驗).  The first step of the trial was to go into the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. (採集 10 個同樣的水果) So all three men went separate (各別) ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king,  "I brought ten apples."

The king then explains (解釋) the trial to him-you have to swallow (吞) the fruits whole without any expression on your face (面無表情) or you'll be eaten.

The first apple went in...but on the second one he winced (畏避) in pain, so he was killed and went to heaven.

The second guy arrives with ten berries (野莓). When the king explained (解釋) the trial to him, he  thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...but on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter (吃到第 9 個野莓, 就突然大笑), therefore also was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven (在天堂相見). The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" (幾乎可以脫逃)

The second one replied (回答),  "I  couldn't help it. (我忍不住) I saw the third guy coming with pineapples. (鳳梨)"